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• If we lived in a Stephen King novel, we'd probably be dead. 11 years ago Danish Boy (looking out the front door window): Woah, how weird is that!?AG (doing dishes): How weird is what?DB: The fog!  It’s SO thick!AG (looks out the kitchen window, which looks into the back yard): Uh, there’s no fog here.DB: Weird!  It’s really thick over here! I can’t...
• Conversations between Father and Child 11 years ago Today at lunch the following occurred (translated from the Danish for your benefit):The DB and the Spawn were sharing a little juice box with their lunch.  Spawn reaches for the box.DB: Here, let me help you with that.Spawn: NO!  I can myself! *picks up box and drinks from the straw*...
• And then it was winter... 11 years ago Argh, I feel like I should be writing more!Working on my novel.Writing blog posts.Writing emails to my best friend.And what am I doing?  Sleeping, mostly.  And doing homework.  Bookkeeping, by the way is DEAD boring.  Probably VERY useful.  The DB already has gotten excited as it means I might...
• Things you learn and other stuff 11 years ago You can tryk (push) a pig.  But you probably shouldn’t tyrk (Turk) a pig.Did you know that farmers can only spray certain pesticides on their crops between 9 pm and 3 am because that’s when the bees sleep?GPS is run by the US government and they could decide one day to just turn it...
• Just *this* close to an international incident 11 years ago Or "The further adventures of DAMN YOU DANISH!!"When writing about nutrients and the digestive systems of cows, it is important to check that you wrote: Syren optages gennem vomvæggen til blodet og er en del af koens vigtigste energikilde.The acid is absorbed by the blood through the...

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