THOMAS, prince of France

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THOMAS, prince of France
Thomas, prince of France. How to fit in in France.
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  • BEER MAKING MACHINE 1 year ago I bought a beer making machine. It's part of my plan to become a millionaire in France. The French have never heard of beer, you see. Thus, I realised that if I could make beer they would worship me as a GOD. I've been staring at the beer making machine all winter and so far it has failed to...
  • Rabbit droppings festival 1 year ago There was something going on in the town hall in Chinon so we'd thought we'd check it out. If you haven't been to Chinon you're a dick. Outside of the town hall a group of people had gathered. We approached to find they were watching a man leading a pig around with a bit of string. As...
  • Oysters, Lobsters, urine everywhere and 20 litres of wine 1 year ago The house is awash with urine. We have recently acquired two puppies. I'm hoping the two events are linked.I hadn't planned on getting a puppy, but when Rose went to pick hers up I noticed a tubby little loner who was only interested in food and drink and I had an immediate affinity, so we took him...
  • Spider 1 year ago There was a spider the size of a terrifyingly large spider in the bathroom. It was lying on its side. At first I thought it might be dead, but when I got closer I could hear it snoring. The general rule when faced with something as frightening and as potentially dangerous as this is to poke it...
  • How to fit in when watching the Rugby World Cup 1 year ago If, like me, you are desperate to be accepted by men with more testosterone than you, then saying the right things whilst watching a game of rugby in a pub is essential. Here is a step by step guide.1. Find a busy pub showing rugby. Walk in with your chest out and as something climactic happens on...

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Sonic33
13:50 PM July 05, 2015

Thomas - you are incredibly witty. Don't get despondent - keep at it. After a while you won't feel self conscious and really let rip! I have a feeling you are often holding yourself back. I often belly-laughed at some of your stories which are through your own particular lense. You are so "on it" you don't need to swear at all.

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