Mother Fickle

• Snake in a Can 1 year ago Do you remember that gag with the fake can of nuts and the cloth snake with a spring in it? "Hey, want a peanut? BOOIIINNGGG!"That was a good one, huh?And you know how it was really, really hard to get the stupid snake back into the container and close the lid because every time you'd have almost...
• Wheeeee! 1 year ago Phwooof...*dusts off blog*Does this thing still work?Testing, testing, one, two...Oh hi! How's it going? What's new? Gosh, you look great. Have you lost weight? Because seriously, that outfit looks ah-MAZ-ing on you. No, really.Wait, what? Why have I not posted in awhile? Um, well uh, it's just...
• Can't type. Busy doing homework. 1 year ago I have no time! Where is all the time? Who stole my time?I know I promised to try to post every day for 30 days, and I went right ahead and did not do that at all, and now it's like 847 days later, and I think I'm averaging about 2 posts a month. I blame my children (because they can't read this...
• Who Needs Doctors When There's the Internet? 1 year ago Well, hello.What? Oh, that's just a photo of my son, O.See, he bumps his forehead a lot, and when I say a lot, I mean ALL THE TIME and IN THE EXACT SAME SPOT. Jumping down the stairs, falling off sofas, playing Ring Around the Rosies, doing somersaults, bungee jumping, skydiving, whatever. So now...
• Sexism. Or, How I Alienate The Men Reading This Blog 1 year ago Departing a little bit from my normal variety of post, I wanted to share a link to a blog I follow called Mom-101:

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