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Oh God, My Wife Is German
I am a graphic designer and copywriter from Portland, Oregon, now working as a freelancer in Hannover, Germany. I am married to a beautiful, smart and (unintentionally) hilarious German woman
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ExpatsBlog.com Expat Blog Awards 2012: Honourable Mention Award!

This blog won the Honourable Mention Award for best expat blog in Germany!
Copy and paste code to display the Honourable Mention Award Badge:Website Reviews » There are 15 reviews on Oh God, My Wife Is German
David Sale
23:08 PM November 23, 2012
23:08 PM November 23, 2012

Two-fisted tales of Teutonic terror!!
Nick
16:43 PM December 11, 2012
16:43 PM December 11, 2012

Haven't read one of his text blogs that hasn't at least made me smile; most of the entries have made me laugh. The photo tours are always fun as well and still incorporate a great sense of humor
Germany-USA Career Center
17:31 PM December 11, 2012
17:31 PM December 11, 2012

Smart and funny - if Dave Barry had married a German, this is probably how his blog would look.
Randy Patton
18:20 PM December 11, 2012
18:20 PM December 11, 2012

Funny and fresh and irreverent. What's not to like? I especially enjoy the pictures that lead off the blog.
Gary Casebeer
19:25 PM December 11, 2012
19:25 PM December 11, 2012

It is so fun to look at Germany from the eyes of an ex-American. Always makes me smile and often allows me into his thinking and the learning process he is going through in his new land.
Germerican Denglish
20:04 PM December 11, 2012
20:04 PM December 11, 2012

Creative, funny, and original. It even inspired me to start my own German-American blog!
Lindsey
21:26 PM December 11, 2012
21:26 PM December 11, 2012

Such a fantastic blog! Every time I wander over it ends in laughter. As a fellow ex-pat I can totally relate to some of his experiences. Not to mention that it's nice to know that I'm not the only American navigating life in this strange land with a slightly warped sense of humor. Love it!
PolkaDot45
04:32 AM December 12, 2012
04:32 AM December 12, 2012

Never ceases to make me laugh -- often to the coffee-snorting stage, which is my personal Gold Standard!
Hadafewbeers
13:11 PM December 12, 2012
13:11 PM December 12, 2012

Oh God my Wife is German is a great, quick, funny and informative expat blog. I also live in Germany and I giggle everytime I read one of the updates.
Anja
17:56 PM December 12, 2012
17:56 PM December 12, 2012

Absolutely fantastic blog. Reading this blog from a German stand point and understanding the language differences is just hilarious.
Michael Sadowski
01:14 AM December 13, 2012
01:14 AM December 13, 2012

Funny and poignant at the same time. I "feel the love" between these two people and laugh at the same time.
Christina
15:58 PM December 13, 2012
15:58 PM December 13, 2012

I've shed tears and nearly peed myself. This blog is FUNNY!
Charlotte
16:26 PM December 13, 2012
16:26 PM December 13, 2012

This is always funny, and will make anyone who has a vague knowledge of Germany smile!
Geoff Freeman
17:06 PM December 13, 2012
17:06 PM December 13, 2012

One time I was reading this blog while eating spaetzle and it shot out my nose. Now I am much more careful about what I'm consuming while reading it. Mostly I stick to milk.
Alex K
18:45 PM December 15, 2012
18:45 PM December 15, 2012

A truly excellent blog. Funny, with a touch of Portland weirdness (who writes about how his wife's pee smells? Someone from Portland, that's who). It's been nice to read the impressions of another expat.






